What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:30

-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun